G-Rap Attack!

#61 Curvy Dog




#06 Busty Brabender





#73 Brixton




#3 Officer Pain 






#35 X Libris 





#08 Keisha Mei Ash




#93 Brassy Knux 




#31 KILLy Munster






#98 Costa Lotta Chaos 




#78 Rosie Root Canal




#39 Kelsey Slammer 




#70 Daisy Hatchett 






#18 Greedy Reedy 




#95 Roni U. Over 




#54 Kickin’ Fried Rice 




#82 Red Hot Redneck






#09 Roxy Homewrecker 




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Name: Curvy Dog Number: 61 Team: G-Rap Attack! Awards: Timex Award 2008, Lionheart 2009, Sportswoman of the Year 2009 and League Spirit 2009 Teams Played for: G-rap Attack!, Schmohz Bonecrushers, GRRG All-Stars (Alternate) Other GRRG Duties: Co-Captain of G-Rap Attack!, WFTDA Rep, Team Mom Favorite Derby Acessory: Tiny skirts and eyepatches Most Memorable Moment: The day this Pirate turned into a Captain. Skating since: April 14, 2008 Joined GRRG: April 14, 2008 Favorite Derby Saying: Surrender yer Booty! What Fires Me Up: Skulduggery and Plundering Booty

Name: Busty BraBender Number: #06 Team: G-Rap Attack! Awards: None yet, but working hard on Stinkiest Derby pads award! Teams Played For: This is my first Derby team! Other GRRG Duties: G-Rap Attack team representative, general helper-outer, fund raiser committee Favorite Derby Accessory: Fun socks and shorts. Most Memorable Moment: Making the G-Rap Attack team. I was at work and they announced team placements, my teammates started calling and texting like crazy to let me know! I was running around all excited high-fiving my patients!!! Skating Since: I grew up skateboarding, ice skating and on roller skates as a kid, then there was about 15 years I never skated at all! Joined GRRG: Sept. 2009 Favorite Derby Saying: Not sure…but my favorite saying is “choices were made” What Fires Me up: I love derby, I love to sweat, I love when someone hits me hard, I love to hit hard back, I love to push myself harder everytime, and did I mention I love derby? Become a fan on facebook!

Name: Brixton Number: 73

Name: Officer Pain Number: 3 Team: G-Rap Attack Teams Played For: G-Rap Attack Other GRRG Duties: Co-Chair of Membership, BOD member Most Memorable Move or Moment (good or bad): Getting sent to the penalty box less than 1 minute into my second bout for tripping. Skating Since: November 12, 2008 Joined GRRG: November 12, 2008 What they or I say (your motto or saying): It is what it is……. And that’s all it is. What Fires Me up: Stupid people

Name: X Libris Team: G-Rap Attack! Teams Played For: Bleeding Heartland Flatliners, Slaughter Scouts Favorite Derby Accessory: my teammates Skating Since: 2006 Joined GRRG: Jan 2009 What they or I say (your motto or saying): She’ll throw the book at you and check you out! What fires me up: Copyright infringement! Seriously.

Name: Keisha Mei Ash Number: 08 Team: G-Rap Attack! Awards: B.A.M.F (Attack), M.V.P Jammer (B.C.B), B.A. Blocker (Rebelles), M.V.P Jammer (Rebelles), Most Improved Skater, runner up for Her Name Says It All Teams Played For: Rebelles, Blue Collar Broads, Travel Team, G-Rap Attack!, Schmohz Bonecrushers Favorite Derby Accessory: Skates Most memorable move or moment in derby (good or bad): The Mira & Shutter fight @ a Roustabout/BCB game Skating Since: The first day I went to join GRRG Joined GRRG: Feb. 06 Become a fan of Keisha on facebook

Name: Brassy Knux Number: 93

Name: KILLy Munster Number: 31 Team: G-Rap Attack! Awards: 2008 Rain or Shine (attendance & determination) and 2008 Born to Derb Teams Played For: G-Rap Attack! Favorite Derby Accessory: Riedell 195 skates, Atom Fusion wheels, Nike Dry Fit socks Most Memorable Move or Moment (good or bad): 1. Getting my derby name on the national registry 2. When Disarmin’ Darlin gave me my G-Rap Attack cape! Skating Since: 1978, stopped skating in 1989, then started back in late 2007 Joined GRRG: June 9, 2008 What Fires Me up: Skating, meeting new people and positive attitudes!

Name: Costa Lota Chaos

Name: Rosie Root Canal Number: 78 Teams: G-Rap Attack & New Holland Brewing Brewhouse Bruisers 2009 Favorite Derby Accessories: Big earrings & Black Eyeliner Favorite Derby Moment: While I was guarding FCDG Slapher Sally she yelled to her pack, “somebody get this chick off me!” Then after the jam she said she meant it out of love! That was so funny & that’s derby love for sure! JOINED GRRG: March 2009 Favorite Derby Saying: Make a hole for me! What Fires Me Up: Hypin up our crowd during bouts!

Name: Kelsey Slammer Number: 39

Name: Daisy Hatchet Number: 70

Name: Greedy Reedy Number: 18

Name: Roni U. Over Number: 95

Name: Kickin Fried Rice Number: 54 Team: G-Rap Attack Awards: Hope to get some. Teams Played For: G-Rap Attack Favorite/Or Positions: Back blocker, I want to be the first person to hit the opposing jammer. Favorite Derby Accessory: Helmet. Like my brain. Most Memorable Move or Moment (good or bad): Tend to fall big and hard. Skating Since: 2007 Joined GRRG: 2007 left to have Elliott Zayd, came back November 2009 What Fires Me up: My teammates.

Name: Red Hot Redneck Number: 82 Team: Attack Teams Played For: G-Rap Attack, Schmohz Bonecrushers Other GRRG Duties: Member of Membership Committee Favorite Derby Accessory: Duct Tape Most Memorable Moment: The first time I ever played in a game and I heard the announcer call my name. Skating Since: April 1, 2009 Joined GRRG: April 2009 Favorite Derby Saying: What Fires Me up: Hearing the announcers call my name - that’s what gives me the biggest boost of adrenaline.

Name: Roxy Homewrecker Number: 09