2010 Mid-Season Placements
This hot summer season brings along with it some hot and exciting advancements with GRRG team placements. We have many of our seasoned, veteran skaters returning to play with some spicy new skaters. With this blend of experience and energy, the league will be tougher and more resilient than ever!
Expect to see many of your favorite All Star faces returning, such as Bette Mangler, Lindsey Blowhan, Shutter Speed, Garden Ho, Trashy Two Lips, Rue DeDaye, and Hodi Chit. Plus the All Stars are ecstatic to welcome X-Libris to this already stellar lineup. These skaters are determined and skilled, armed with a dangerous arsenal of speed, strength and strategy. Opposing teams should consider themselves warned!
The G-Rap Attack! is pleased to welcome back Curvy Dog, Costa Lotta Chaos, Greedy Reedy, Kelsey Slammer, Brassy Knux and Daisy Hatchett. And to round out the core line up they have added new faces, FreakʼN C, Twinner and Maddy, while Ella Vation and Roni U. Over are right on their tails. Equally as determined as our travel team, these Attack skaters are eager to skate, hungry to play and out for blood to win. The dedication and hard work of both teams should prove for a high octane season of amazing derby action. You wonʼt want to miss it!
Not seeing your favorite GRRG roller girl on the roster? Not to worry, itʼs been a very busy summer plus we have a few skaters taking this time to mend so they can return in the fall at full strength for 100 % GRRG derby excitement. Check again after our next wave of evaluations taking place July 28th.
And if youʼre interested in becoming a derby girl yourself, your next chance for recruitment is almost here. The next Basic Training Clinic starts on Sunday, July 11th at 11:00 am. For more information on this clinic, just send an email to contact@gr-rollergirls.com to let us know you’re interested.
Fall Team Placements!
Retirement is a term we use loosely ’round here! Welcome back Daisy Hatchet and Kickin Fried Rice!
G-Rap Attack! welcomes Social Disorder for her first game with us on 11/14 game at Paper Valley. Costa Lotta Chaos and Mira MaHeiney have been welcomed back onto their former teams.
Look out ref’s — Preacher’s Brat is coming your way!
We are very lucky to have so many skaters in training: Toast Her Oven, Blake N Blue, Red Hot Redneck and Greedy Reedy. And new comers, Heather, Kari, Brooke, Lori, Jodi, Sally, Audrey, Megan, Kelli, Jamie, Ronica, Jessica and Maranda!
There’s one last chance to join GRRG before our 2010 season starts… our last Basic Training for 2009 starts Sunday, November 29.
E-mail us for the details: contact@gr-rollergirls.com
Photo by Shutter-Monkey.
It’s catching on!
GRRG’s welcomes back Costa Lotta Chaos, almost 1 year to date of when she left us to welcome a new baby. The rising star played a partial of the 2008 season with G-Rap Attack! and hasn’t missed a beat. All Stars key jammer Mira MaHeiney had been noticeably missed for the 2009 season, though expect to see this hot star back on the track this fall! We are thrilled to welcome these two skaters back!
Some of our new skaters have finally selected names, so forget about who they were, they’re in the derb now!
Rosie Root Canal (Brandy)
Toast Her Oven (Dawn)
Social Disorder (Mira)
Blake n Blue (Angela)
Twista Fate (Christine
Garden Ho, Rosie Root Canal and Shirley U Jest have been placed and started skating with G-Rap on 9/12! Word up to skaters also in training, Red Hot Redneck and Greedy Reedy!
We love our volunteers! Many thanks to returning staff and new members – Kate and Brian!
Look for her Hot New Girl in the stands this fall, she retired after Regionals. An amazing player and person, she’ll be very missed. Wish her luck and cross your fingers her retirement isn’t forever, I am!
Watch for more updates as in early October — we’ve got a large group joining our September 27, Basic Training!
Grand Raggidy Roller Girls lower minimum age requirements to 18
In case you haven’t heard! We have lowered the minimum age required to be a derby girl! If you are 18 years old, you can skate with the Grand Raggidy Roller Girls!
That’s right! We are currently recruiting females age 18 and older to join in the fastest growing women’s sport in history known as Women’s Flat Track Roller Derby!
New to the sport of roller derby? Not sure if you’ve got what it takes to be a roller derby girl? There is only one way to find out! Lace up your skates, put a smile on your face and attend our two week basic training clinic for FREE! Basic Training will give you the opportunity to meet the members of GRRG up close and personal. You will be skating with some of the top skaters in the state and even skaters who played alongside Ellen Paige and Drew Barrymore in the upcoming movie Whip It! How cool is that?
We’ll introduce to the sport of roller derby, including the rules of the game and how its played, what equipment you will need and tons of support and encouragement to get you on your way to becoming a derby girl! We give you all need to get rolling and on track to becoming a roller derby legend!
Our next Basic Training Clinic begins on Sunday, September 27, 2009. For more information on this clinic send an email to contact@grandraggidyrollergirls.com to let us know you’re interested. We look forward to meeting you and showing you the derby way!
Not interested in skating but want to help out? You can be referee or volunteer starting at the age of 18 as well. Referees and volunteers can be men or women!
Mid-Season Team Placements!
With sadness we see some good friends go as Dot Matrix and Tamara Hurtsworse head to the Muskegon lakeshore start-up league and Ursa Major heads back to her home in Dallas, TX for a transition to Ursa Master. We have many eager skaters climbing the ranks! Look for these exciting additions and changes in GRRG…
All Stars are welcoming Velma Revolver, Tone Loco and Disarmin Darlin!
The G-Rap Attack! has recently placed, Officer Pain, Agony Christie and Rue DeDaye! Make sure to check out the web site for their bios to be added shortly. Brixton Bomb, a Killamazoo Derby Darlin whom relocated to Grand Rapids is also now playing with the Attack!
New skaters are amongst us! Welcome, Red Hot Redneck, Garden Ho, Brandy, Mira, Dawn and Angela.
Retirees sometimes just can’t stay away! Social Wrecker, a former Broad and witty pal has joined the ranks of G-Rap Attack! Shirley U Jest, whom has remained as a bench coach for the All Stars has resumed training! Also, we saw Ramblin’ Girl stop by before her honeymoon in hopes to return. Aw-yeah!
Bring it on! Are you fired up? We are!
Now the question is – who will step in as new G-Rap Attack leaders?! Look for exciting news on Attack’s new leadership coming soon!





